Rock Bottom

In my humble opinion, this is probably the funniest I’ll Take That Dare of all time.

Also, the most embarrassing. (Apologies, Jill. I’m fully expecting some sort of revenge.)

I posted this on Facebook earlier this week and my friends, normally very chatty, were eerily silent. It was a little creepy, to tell you the truth. I’m very certain that they were following the “If you can’t say anything nice…” rule.

However, to prove that I truly have no shame. I’m posting it here, too, fully anticipating that my millions and pillions of ultra-supportive Suburban Turmoil readers will respond with exactly zero comments.

I may have severely limited my career options with this one, folks.

Whatever. Working is so overrated.