In his 28 years as a TV news reporter, my husband has broken some major stories.
But this particular investigation may be his biggest yet.
Witness it for yourselves, friends:
From London to Connecticut, the entire world is now transfixed by the mysterious figure that Tennessee resident Heather Andrews found inside this garden gnome. Is it an angel? Is it a Greek goddess?
Is it Jesus… with… moobs?
We may never know.
Rest assured that Dennis is continuing his gnome investigation– He still has a whole lot of questions. What, for example, does Target have to say about this gnome, which it sold without a word of explanation to an unsuspecting customer? And how about the International Gnome Society– They’ve been strangely silent about this whole affair. Then there’s the Catholic Church- Shouldn’t they have made an official statement by now? I definitely smell a cover-up.
This story is still developing…
Pretty sure “Jesus” and “moobs” should never be in the same sentence… 😉