Bad Santa 3

  1. j.o.r.d.a.n. says:

    >ooooooo I never realized how much of a CREEP santa can be!! Hilarious

  2. >*Another job crossed off my post-retirement list* 😉

  3. ewe are here says:

    >Wow. Some of those are just frightening!

  4. Anonymous says:

    >Can’t— breathe–from— LAUGHING!!! LOLOLOL

  5. shann... says:

    >santa number 5 looks the santa we always go to. hes a jerk. haha

  6. > really I think this is the hardest I have I don’t know..FOREVER!

  7. Anonymous says:

    >This link is my newest e-mail forward! Thanks!

  8. >Thats just hysterical! I hate Santa pictures and these guys are why. Well them and the Santa at my daughters day care years ago. When I leaned in to pop her onto his lap I got a massive waft of smoke and beer. I handed the munchkin off to a friend, leaned in again and quietly asked if he had been drinking. The b****** leaned toward me and whispered “No, I wore my suit to the club last night and didn’t have time to get it cleaned.” “To the club?”, I asked a bit suprised.”Yeah, you get free lap dances in the suit.” he replied.We went to the mall that year.

  9. Marie says:

    >LMAO! LOVE your captions, Lindsay!

  10. Susie says:

    >Those are great! is having a contest like this. Totally funny:-)

  11. punxxi says:

    >i really,really like the casual friday santa, all he needs are some tattoos and peircings…

  12. >Call me crazy but these actually make me look forward to our visit to Santa this year!

  13. Brianna says:

    >Oh my god. That is my dog…he’s identical. LOL. I should totally make that my xmas card this year…

  14. >Who would give their kid a lillipop before taking them to see Santa when the KNOW the kids is going to have a fit?Oops, I guess I woke up on the judgmental side of the bed today.

  15. >Bling Santa…that rocks! You are full of funny, you know that?

  16. Diane says:

    >HYSTERICAL! I’ll be laughing for a long time about some of these. Personally, I have a “Had too many eggnogs before work” Santa photo. Yes, my mother let me sit on the lap of a wasted Santa when I was but a wee babe. (Sigh.) I never make those mistakes. I”m a perfect mom… (twitch)

  17. BookMamma says:

    >I have laughed my ass off each year you’ve done this post. I had to share it with my twitter peeps… THANKS! (TheBookMamma = twitter)

  18. >I came back a second time and read them again..I think I laughed HARDER this time. OH. LAWDY.

  19. >I just got done flipping through all three years…I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile….

  20. Stefanie says:

    >OMG I just honest to God laughed out loud like four times which I never do. Especially when I haven’t been drinking. That was really funny. Mind control Santa was one of my faves – just too odd and hilarious. Also the girl with make-up and hose wtf?

  21. SueFromNC says:

    >I am laughing so hard I am crying…BAHAHHAAA

  22. Lindsay says:

    >Hell, yeah, I’m taking my dogs to sit on Santa’s lap at the mall this year. :PFun post!

  23. darth doc says:

    >RE: Elves-You-Have-My-Permission-to-Eat-This-One Santa” I didn’t know Mr. Spock did christmas.

  24. Head Nut says:

    >hahahaha!!! those are great!!!

  25. cryitout says:

    >I love angry santa! Ho, ho, ho — now get the f out of here!

  26. Polly says:

    >I am dying here with your captions.I mean, “Recession Santa.”The sum total of these images makes me very happy we’re still lying through our teeth about the guy. Every time a white-bearded, red-costumed chap walks by, we’re all “Hey look! Over there!” (opposite direction) “Haley’s Comet!” Or whatever.

  27. >Thank you for the smiles.

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