Cherish Every Moment? No Thanks.

  1. […] March began with a near-death experience. I was almost killed by a supermarket balloon. STOP LAUGHING. I made a pledge to spend 2011 figuring out what I wanted to do with my life, and it’s nice to look back and see that I’ve made progress in that direction. My beautiful boy turned four. I witnessed the best bookstore graffiti EVER, and of course shared it with all of you. I threw down with a five-year-old and wrote one of my funniest posts ever regarding THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT POTTY TRAINING. They don’t tell you this stuff in the parenting books, folks, because if they did the childbirth rate would plummet. And I wrote about the embarrassment every mom knows all too well: enduring the comments of a four-year-old while using a public restroom. […]

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