Christmas, Restoration Hardware-Style

  1. Jane says:

    i agree with everything except the down slippers. They are unbelievable!!!

  2. HM says:

    The names are truly the best. It’s like reading the Kindergarten class list at a private Manhattan prep school.

  3. Fad says:

    snorted tea out of my nose 🙂 Thanks for the laugh. The names are incredibly funny

  4. Danielle says:

    You are hilarious! But, I have to admit that I do wish I had a prized Pamela Anderson memorabilia collection to sell so I could get that vintage arcade skee-ball game. I’m afraid I’m going over to the monochromatic side!

  5. HollyStormBurge says:

    I just died the whole way through this! You should really be a catalog blurb writer. I think you’ve missed your calling!

  6. “It was the first time she knew with certainty that the rumors were true.”

    LAID. ME. OUT.

  7. Gertie says:

    Why is it all so grey?

  8. Angela Price says:

    You’re the best. Thank you!

  9. nylonliving says:

    hysterical! I love RH but I seriously love your riffs even more.

  10. Nunu Hurt-Doyle says:

    you’ve done it again! girl, you kill me everytime.

  11. Nunu Hurt-Doyle says:

    hot wine and toe shams.

  12. Ellie Hill Reese says:

    Crying I’m laughing so hard. Thank you for this.

  13. Jamie Csizmadia says:

    SO. GOOD. Thanks for this!

  14. Linda G. says:

    Love,love, love the sense of humor. Cotton marshmallows, hee hee haha :-)Thank you very much for the insight on RH,I’ll never look at it the same way.

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