Cracking Up

  1. jaycoc88 says:

    I have to say that this was the best post I’ve read in a long time!!!I have even experienced this problem numerous times. It is even fashionable for guys to wear hiphugging jeans these days (even though, tragically, most guys don’t have a clue about fashion unless they’re gay). But I’m gay, and honey, whilst I was still in high school [I graduated in May] I seen far to many crack-attacks from the girls (and sometimes guy–but only the gay ones no doubt…and I would know, I’ve slept with most of them…haha).In fact, my friends and I use to love these all to common occasions because while the poor souldier with a case of plumber-ass-itis was taking a nap slouched over their desk, we would have a perfect view of the lickety-split. Now that seems gross that we would be perving off of the occasion, but no, we were taking advantage of our camera phones. After taking a few shots of the “smiling faces”, we would send them to a few people, including the napping soldier. But in our small town, it wasn’t just for cruelty–no, it was all in the name of fun. I would never to do just to harm someone.In fact I also included a shot of my crack protruding above my belt line about three inches. Of course my protusion was intentional, but I am quite proud of my rear end (I am gay, you know).Well now that I’ve probably bored you with my uber long life story, I guess I’ll just end and say…”uber cool blog you’ve got.”-Jay

  2. The lickety split? That’s a good one. Taking pictures of offenders is a good idea- But only if there’s a website to post them on… You could call it “Crack Ho’s”.

  3. I say no to crack.Beside the butt viewing issue, low risers don’t look good on someone who has had 4 C-sections. I admit and accept this fashion problem.Eddie Bauer Natural Rise jeans for me, please.

  4. Crazy MomCat says:

    Hilarious post! Aside from some slacks that are lower cut, my love handles can’t take the hip huggers. I have seen too many pre-teens still embodied with baby fat trying to wear this trend. It is just SO unflattering if you have a gut at all, let alone a 2 kids later kind of droopy gut like I do!But, I say, more power to those who choose crack. YOU GO GIRL! Let that crack out for walks. Display it proudly! Wave it around like the flag. Crack for the people! (Geez, now I’m sounding like something on the Dave Chappelle Show!)

  5. maiji says:

    this is a good one. i love the fashion designers meeting.i had them hip huggers for a while but quickly found out that those jeans and a toddler don’t mix.

  6. Barb says:

    Hate to tell ya, darlin’, but that waist line thing is on it’s way back. I personally am looking forward with evil glee to telling my friend’s teenage daughter (who is forever telling her mom that her pants are too high) that she is now out of fashion. Now just let me go grab my thick 80’s belt, because it is back in style too.

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