>”I’m glad I’m doing so much reffing at the soccer fields this Saturday,” my 12-year-old told me a few nights ago. “Because I really need the money.” I nodded knowingly. I had heard this monologue a few times before. “For one thing,” she continued, “I’m buying an iPod. That is very expensive! And then I’m […]
April 28, 2006
> I got the brochure in the mail yesterday. “It’s time to take your life back and feel better about yourself!” the cover read. Noting the happy couple running through the park together, I was intrigued. I had been trying to get Hubs to run through the park with me while holding hands for months! […]
April 27, 2006
>”I know it says I have play practice tomorrow on the schedule, but I don’t think I do,” my 13-year-old stepdaughter said after dinner last night. “So I’ll call you if I don’t have it.” “Okay,” I said. This morning as she was leaving, I said, “Okay, so you’re going to call me if you […]
April 24, 2006
>It is spring and the Googlers are in full bloom with weird search requests that are bringing them in droves right to my virtual doorstep. Of course, I welcome these hapless Googlers with open arms and often, a quick squirt of antibacterial gel. Now, without further adieu, I present to you … Lucinda’s Advice Column […]
April 23, 2006
>Ladies (and man), thank you again for all of your kind words regarding the drop-in daycare experience. Baby’s doing fine now and hasn’t brought up the bad babies story since the day it happened. I am back on the funny wagon and on to brighter horizons. Namely the one found at the soccer fields last […]
April 21, 2006
>I realize that you come here looking for a laugh. And I realize that I’ve been writing a LOT about Baby lately. But hell. I don’t choose the topics, the topics choose me. And so today’s post is both unfunny and about Baby. If you want to leave now and come back tomorrow, I’ll understand. […]
April 20, 2006
> When mothers of toddlers groan and complain about how difficult their gig is, they’re not talking about the potty training, the sleepless nights or the back strain from carrying 25 pounds of wriggle all over the damn town. No. They’re talking about the part that involves keeping a toddler entertained for a solid 14 […]
April 20, 2006
>”Mommy? I wanna go potty!” “You do?” Baby nodded. “Are you serious?” “Yeah.” I got up from the den floor, where I was sitting and talking to Hubs. “Come on then, let’s go to the bathroom.” “No! No! I wanna go potty in yere! In yere.” I thought for a moment. Whatever works, right? “Okay. […]
April 18, 2006