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August 24, 2008

>There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

> Last night marked my stepdaughters’ first soccer game of the season. It was great seeing them out on the field together. At the same time, it’s hard to believe…

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August 23, 2008

>Weekend Reads

>Hey look! I’m in Cookie Magazine! The topic is one that sort of infuriates me, since that scenario in which one of our children is mocked by their friends over…

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August 22, 2008

>The Rizzle Dizzle

>At one point when I was a teenager, I began referring to my house as a “crib.” If I liked something, it was “dope,” (prompting a hasty room search by…

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August 21, 2008

>Making Money Off Your Friends

>I need your input. What do you think about friends who end up becoming Avon/Mary Kay/Arbonne/Pampered Chef/Energy drink consultants and suddenly want you to host a show/buy something from them?…

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August 20, 2008

>When Candy Attacks

>Subject: Your blog disgusts meDate: Sunday, August 17, 2008 6:00 PMFrom: “Marzipan” To: “suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com” Not only does its asinine content annoy me but now you’ve plummeted to the least common…

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August 19, 2008

>Puke. In My Diaper Bag.

>”Hey, where’d you put my diaper bag?” Hubs froze where he was standing in the kitchen, then stared at me. “I left it at the gym!” he exclaimed. “And now…