Poop Scoop

  1. _ says:

    >YOU totally ROCK at writing believable stuff. I swear, do you do this for a living?Hey! WAIT A MINUTE! What about Poopie-ettes? The miniature poopies that look just like that oh so delicious chocolate covered raisin treat? The ones that cascade out of the diaper as soon as you un-velcro it? Ya’know the ones that you could dump from the dirty diaper into a candy dish and fool atleast 3 people into tryin’ your ‘new’ treat?

  2. Crazy MomCat says:

    >LOL at Lucinda today! My daughter will squat in such a way that her butt is only about an inch from the floor. As someone who has suffered through tons of squats in aerobic class, I’m jealous of her sheer leg strength. She can sit there for minutes on end and never falls!Also, my husband once was wrestling our son not realizing he had a blowout diaper. Yep, after that I told him every time I called him a sh@thead, I could truly mean it. HA!!!!!!!!

  3. Raehan says:

    >We’ve got some stomach flu squirt poopies going down here. I’m trying to get my mind off it.This was funny!

  4. >Oh, oh, oh, pick me! I got one: Revolving Door Poopies, reserved for the very special hell of parents of twins and two-kids-under-three families.I loved this!

  5. irene says:

    >oh yeah, parents of twins know that very well… LOL! great post Lucinda!

  6. >I don’t think anyone else has ever explained that all so in depth! 🙂 It was a great read! I’m just glad I hadn’t just eaten…

  7. Star says:

    >We have the joy of our 8 month old granson and his parents staying with us while they are in the midst of relocating. It is amazing how much conversation we have about baby poop!. Here via Michele.

  8. B.E.C.K. says:

    >LOL @ Ghost Poopies! When my son was a baby and I sniffed the Ghost Poopie, it usually meant there was a trace of poop hidden on one of us, prompting a little game of “Find the Poop!” and a shower with the baby. Wow, your post brought back lots of memories…

  9. >Poopiettes.Aerobic squat poopie.Revolving Door poopie.Looks like I need to start another list. Oh and I LOVE the new term “poonami”, from Ieatcrayonz! I’ve seen at least two blogs on poop today. Must be in the air…

  10. Theresa says:

    >OH MY GAWD! I am in tears from laughing so hard! As a mom of twins, I so relate to the revolving door poopie too!LOVE your blog!

  11. MommaK says:

    >You should write a baby book. I’m serious! New mom’s need a laugh:)

  12. ieatcrayonz says:

    >I can’t believe I totally missed this! Can’t give me credit on poonami. I took it from kgrams, who I think stole it from Mama Duck. I think.I’ll never forget Lauren’s first squirt gun poopie. It took forever to clean up because we were laughing our arses off…and a tad bid afraid of round 2, I might add.

  13. Danielle says:

    >thanks for a good laugh to break up the work day!

  14. jen says:

    >i am never having kids.thanks!(ha)

  15. Masked Mom says:

    >GREAT list and I’m a little out of practice (since my youngest is 11 and even the one I babysit is turning 4, this week), but may I respectfully add what Hubby and I called “fart juice?” (Yeah, okay, like there’s a respectful way to say “fart,” but anyway.)That’s the two-dimensional mark a fart leaves in the diaper. You then have to change baby (thereby “wasting” a diaper since, really, it’s not stinky or wet, just colored…) or risk feeling like the worst Mom on the entire planet. I mean you can’t let the kid wander around with FART JUICE in his pants, can you? (Maybe if we hadn’t named it, it would’ve been easier to ignore.)

  16. >Fart juice. Gross. And yet, I totally know what you’re talking about. See, there’s this poopie sisterhood that no one talks about… Okay, okay, I need to shut up and go to bed now.

  17. […] Baby was the author of her own smelly scandal at the gym… Suffice it to say that as long as she’s in diapers, I live in fear of another public […]

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