The Very Best of BAD SANTA
Ever since waaaaay back in 2006, I’ve been writing an annual ‘Bad Santa’ post for this blog. This year, I decided to put together a compilation of the very best Bad Santas in Suburban Turmoil history– along with plenty of brand new Bad Santas to keep my longtime readers (all six of you) entertained as well.
Enjoy!
I-Took-Ambien-and-Don’t-Remember-Working-That-Shift Santa (Source)
By-Day-I’m-an-Amish-Furniture-Maker Santa
Incredibly-Realistic Santa (Source)
Walking Dead Santa (Source)
Thank-God-This-Place-Doesn’t-Do-Background-Checks Santa (Source)
The Santa of the Opera (Source)
Weekend-at-Bernie’s Santa
FML Santa
They-Call-Me-the-Leg-Squeezer Santa
I’ve-got-a-straight-pin-and-I’m-not-afraid-to-use-it Santa
Little Orphan Santie Source
Didn’t-I-Tell-You-to-Keep-the-Damn-Mommies-Out-of-the-Shot? Santa
Scream-and-I’ll-Squeeze-You-Like-a-Grape Santa
Witness-Protection-Program Santa (Source)
When-Good-Elves-Go-Bad Santa
Santy Warhol
If-You-Want-to-See-Your-Kid-Again-You’ll-Buy-The-Deluxe-Photo-Package Santa (Source)
Wait-a-Second-Those-are-GRANDPA’S-Glasses! Santa
Twenty-Years-of-Therapy-Guaranteed Santa (Source)
Recession Santa
Oops-Forgot-to-Mention-My-Bum-Knee Santa
Free-Vaccinations-With-Your-Child’s-Visit! Santa
I-Don’t-Understand-Why-No-One-Will-Sit-in-My-Lap Santa (Source)
What-Happens-to-the-Ones-Who-Fail-Santa-School Santa
Forgot-My-Depends-Again Santa
Kris Strangle
Like this post? Check out these Bad Santa posts in their entirety from years past:
Header image via Seattleeye
I can’t even believe some of these Santas even exist. Creepy does not even begin to describe them! Whoa!
WOW!! I’m a new reader, so I’ve missed your past posts, but wow. There are just no words. Reason #21 to not take my kids to see santa!! Yikes!!