I'm Lindsay Ferrier, a Nashville writer with a passion for family travel, exploring Tennessee, and raising kids without losing my mind in the process. This is where I share my discoveries, along with occasional deep thoughts, pop culture tangents and a sprinkling of snark. Want to get in touch? Use the CONTACT form at the top of the page.
July 14, 2008
>Yes, it’s approaching that time again- That time when I go to BlogHer and then spend the next week writing (what I consider to be) hilarious/scandalous stories about what happened.
Last year was my first BlogHer experience. I was excited to go, but I tried to temper my anticipation with realism. There was a chance, after all, that these women who were so funny and clever and kind on their blogs would be bitchy and sullen in real life. Fortunately, that was not the case at all. BlogHer was all kinds of awesome. I met so many amazing women and I laughed so hard and learned so much and drank so many cocktails that it was one of the highlights of… well, my adult life, actually.
This year, knowing what I know, I can barely contain myself. But I’m also nervous- because this year, I’m supposed to, like, do stuff besides show up. I’m moderating the very first panel of the mommyblogging track on Friday morning, which means I probably shouldn’t (but probably will anyway) pull an all-nighter Thursday night with my roomates. Even more nerve wracking, I’m reading one of my posts in front of God and everyone on Friday night (thank Jeebus Y is reading one of her posts, too- I might have her hold my hand while I attempt to squeak out mine at the mic). Then on Saturday, some of my blog friends and I are hosting the second annual CheeseburgHer Party, which is sponsored this year by Alphamom! Thanks, Isabel! And before you get huffy, if you’re reading this and you’re going to BlogHer, you’re invited to the party. Yes! This is not some exclusive, only-the-bloggers-we-deem-appropriate shindig! This party is for everyone who loves cheeseburgers, fries, and liquor! More on how to get the deets on this year’s party later in this post.
But first, I’m going to share a secret with you. I sort of love Dooce. And Finslippy.
Frankly, the dames who write these blogs have a way with words, a way that is inimitable and unique and reading their posts has a way of reminding me who I am and what makes me different, and getting me back on track. And I find myself coming back to their blogs over and over again, despite the fact that I-have-no-time-whatsoever-and-have-all-but-sworn-off-blog-reading-in-order-to-get-anything-done-at-all.
Anyway, both of them will be at BlogHer this year and, while I’m really excited about potentially meeting them, I’m also a little scared. Because if I go up to Alice Bradley and say, “Alice? Is it you?! OMG, I freaking love your blog and I read it all the time!” and she just, you know, slaps me across the face, or if I get the courage to go up to Heather and she’s all, “Where’d you get that outfit? Dress Barn?” If either one of these scenarios happen, will I still be able to read their blogs with the same wistful admiration as I do now?
Probably not.
In short, I’m afraid of getting snubbed, just like every other woman there. And I’m also afraid of inadvertently snubbing someone else. Much has already been written about the snubbery that inherently comes with a large group of women getting together, (not to say that men don’t do it, too, it’s just called something different, like, I don’t know, being an asshole), so I’ll just say this. If you meet me and I seem like an asshole, assume it’s one of two things. Either the music is really loud and I can’t actually hear anything you are saying even as you screech and wave your arms and say really nice things (this happened at last year’s People’s Party-women spoke, I stared at them in confusion and wonderment, not to mention sheer exhaustion and maybe a wee bit of a martini buzz), or Alice Bradley has just slapped me in the face.
And in order to make very damn sure that we hang together if you so desire, I will have a special phone just for the occasion. A certain major phone carrier is sponsoring my phone for the entire weekend and if you are going to BlogHer and you shoot me an e-mail (suburban.turmoil@yahoo.com), I will e-mail you my cell phone number the moment I get it. Then you can call or text me whenever you want and we can hang (unless it’s 2am 4am 5am- then I might be sleeping)! Or you can come to our Saturday Night CheeseburgHer party! All you have to do is call!
Okay, so there. All my BlogHer business taken care of in one fell swoop. I will try not to mention it again until I’m actually there, since I realize this can be annoying. So, uh, bye!
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>I’ll be there. Of course, I have no idea what I’ll wear and I still need to get my hair done. LOL! Figures.Robyn
>Awesome post. I am so intrigued by the Saturday Night CheeseburgHer party!
>I suppose if I slapped you, it wouldn’t be the same thing.
>I’ll be the cheesy guy at the cheeseburger party. Is there dancing?I look forward to meeting a great group of very talented women.
>What’s wrong with Dress Barn? I mean, aside from the name.Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
>Why nothing, of course! THAT’S WHAT WOULD MAKE THE COMMENT SO DIABOLICALLY INSIDIOUS.
>I’m totally going to be an asshole, because people are going to be all “Who’s that dude?” and I’m going to be all “Who’s that dude?!? I’m….hmmm…point taken.”Actually, my readership is small enough that I really ought to know everyone who would know me, but I’m afraid that I just won’t. And then they’ll be all, “Asshole.”
>Oh my gosh… I can get snubbed by you at a CheeseburgHer party? That would be sooo cool! What can I say… low self esteem. haha. My bag’s are already packed. I.CAN.NOT.WAIT!
>I will make sure the music’s turned down at the CheeseburgHer party so that I can hear every. Word. You. Say. And I will smile and nod appropriately!
>I leave today – see you there roomie!
>I’m not going (sniff, feeling deprived), but the loud music would be an issue for me. I’m hearing impaired, so cocktail parties are just not effective conversation places for me. Have fun, and turn the music down so you don’t end up like me!
>I met dooce at SXSW and was a total embarrassing mess. I slinked off in the other direction every time I saw her at the rest of the conference, hee. Not that she’d remember, I’m sure. And that’s the point: even if you do say or do something you think is cringeworthy, 10 bucks says you’re the only one who thinks it’s worth a cringe and 100 bucks says you’re the only one who’ll remember it. So just go, and have fun!
>I’m not going, which really sucks because this year it’s actually on the same coast as I am. Damn me for not getting it together enough to go.I love your admissions here. We all have bloggers which we adore and think are terrific and worry about being the geeky obnoxious dork when meeting them. Nice to know even as widely read as you are you have the same fears and aren’t afraid to put it all out there. And I also love that you gave people a way to get in touch with you…Do that for next year when I come, k ? 😉
>WhatEHver – you’ll still be gorgeous and I’ll end up looking like a Dork, anyway and I’m okay with that – cheeseburgers ALWAYS make things better ;o)
>Every single year, I have wanted to go so badly. And every single year, I couldn’t go. And this year, I’m finally going, and there is no way I’m missing my chance to to march up to every single person I recognize and tell them how much I love their writing and sense of humor. So if a short, round woman with a dark brown bob and cat’s eye glasses bowls you over at some loud party? That’ll be me.
>I’m anticipating a sort of freshman / senior type thing…and since I’m from the bay area, experiencing a bit of roomate envy since I won’t be staying in the dorms.Looking forward to hearing you speak and seeing you in person!
>Ha, when I read about the phone sponsorship I immediately pictured someone frantically pecking away at their keyboard about how BlogHer used to be about the WRITING and the COMMUNITY, man, before it got all COMMERCIAL.But I’ll admit I get a perverse pleasure reading about all the drama each year. Can’t wait until next Monday, I have my bingo card all ready to go.
>Say, young Turmoil, you are looking kind of mean in your new template, in kind of a mean-sexy way. Woo hoo!
>Don’t pay Laura L any mind. SHE is beyond obnoxious!I cringe when I see her name…
>I am so jealous. One year I will go, oh yes, I will!!!
>You won’t snub or slap me if I’m wearing capris, will you? I’ve heard that you’re categorically against them. True? 🙂
>I will be there. I like nothing more than burgers, fries, and booze.I cannot wait for BlogHer, too, but I am thankful that I’m on vacation until the day before. It’s helping to keep me from crawling out of my skin with excitement!
>I am SO bummed I’m missing it this year. Dare I hope there will be another CheeseboozHER, er, I mean CheeseburgHER, party next year?
>Mmmm…I totally tore into those cheeseburgers last year. I had the first trimester munchies.
>Well, I’ve only been blogging for a couple of months and my house falls in the class of the working poor! :o) So Blog Her is a distant dream for me. But for the rest of ya, thank the good Lord you’re going and have a blast!
>Absolutely NO offense toward Finslippy or Dooce, but I think you’re funnier sometimes!
>I feel ya on the dooce thing. My gay nephew even stood in line at SXSW to get his picture made with her FOR ME. Or so he said.Luckily, I am so bogged down in the logistics of farming out kids and cleaning bathrooms that I haven’t had enough time to get properly nervous and all squee-y about it yet. But I should be back to my normal self by Saturday night. heh heh.