Bad Santa 3
In what’s become an annual Christmas tradition here at Suburban Turmoil, I present to you the very best bad Santas I could find.
Tickle-Torture Santa
Elves-You-Have-My-Permission-to-Eat-This-One Santa
I-Didn’t-Push-Him-He-Fell Santa
When-Grandma-Grew-a-Beard Santa
And-Now-I’ve-Seen-It-All Santa
Scream-and-I’ll-Squeeze-You-Like-a-Grape Santa
I-Thought-the-Sign-Said-“SATANS-Wanted” Santa
Iron-Grip Santa
I-Should-Have-Switched-to-Geico Santa
Mind-Control Santa
Hope-Your-Mommy-is-Willing-to-Pay-My-Dry-Cleaning-Bill Santa
By-the-Time-You’re-in-Makeup-and-Pantyhose-You-Really-Should-Know-Better Santa
This-MUST-be-That-Kid-I-Gave-Coal-to-Every-Christmas Santa
There-Goes-My-Knee-Replacement Santa
Who-Farted Santa
Damn-‘Furkids’ Santa
Recession Santa
Don’t-Hate-on-My-Bling Santa
Casual-Friday Santa
>ooooooo I never realized how much of a CREEP santa can be!! Hilarious
>*Another job crossed off my post-retirement list* 😉
>Wow. Some of those are just frightening!
>Absolutely hilarious!
>Can’t— breathe–from— LAUGHING!!! LOLOLOL
>santa number 5 looks the santa we always go to. hes a jerk. haha
>Okay..so really I think this is the hardest I have laughed..in I don’t know..FOREVER!
>This link is my newest e-mail forward! Thanks!
>Thats just hysterical! I hate Santa pictures and these guys are why. Well them and the Santa at my daughters day care years ago. When I leaned in to pop her onto his lap I got a massive waft of smoke and beer. I handed the munchkin off to a friend, leaned in again and quietly asked if he had been drinking. The b****** leaned toward me and whispered “No, I wore my suit to the club last night and didn’t have time to get it cleaned.” “To the club?”, I asked a bit suprised.”Yeah, you get free lap dances in the suit.” he replied.We went to the mall that year.
>LMAO! LOVE your captions, Lindsay!
>Those are great! MilwaukeeMoms.com is having a contest like this. Totally funny:-)
>i really,really like the casual friday santa, all he needs are some tattoos and peircings…
>Call me crazy but these actually make me look forward to our visit to Santa this year!
>Oh my god. That is my dog…he’s identical. LOL. I should totally make that my xmas card this year…
>Who would give their kid a lillipop before taking them to see Santa when the KNOW the kids is going to have a fit?Oops, I guess I woke up on the judgmental side of the bed today.
>Bling Santa…that rocks! You are full of funny, you know that?
>HYSTERICAL! I’ll be laughing for a long time about some of these. Personally, I have a “Had too many eggnogs before work” Santa photo. Yes, my mother let me sit on the lap of a wasted Santa when I was but a wee babe. (Sigh.) I never make those mistakes. I”m a perfect mom… (twitch)
>I have laughed my ass off each year you’ve done this post. I had to share it with my twitter peeps… THANKS! (TheBookMamma = twitter)
>I came back a second time and read them again..I think I laughed HARDER this time. OH. LAWDY.
>I just got done flipping through all three years…I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile….
>OMG I just honest to God laughed out loud like four times which I never do. Especially when I haven’t been drinking. That was really funny. Mind control Santa was one of my faves – just too odd and hilarious. Also the girl with make-up and hose wtf?
>I am laughing so hard I am crying…BAHAHHAAA
>Hell, yeah, I’m taking my dogs to sit on Santa’s lap at the mall this year. :PFun post!
>RE: Elves-You-Have-My-Permission-to-Eat-This-One Santa” I didn’t know Mr. Spock did christmas.
>hahahaha!!! those are great!!!
>I love angry santa! Ho, ho, ho — now get the f out of here!
>I am dying here with your captions.I mean, “Recession Santa.”The sum total of these images makes me very happy we’re still lying through our teeth about the guy. Every time a white-bearded, red-costumed chap walks by, we’re all “Hey look! Over there!” (opposite direction) “Haley’s Comet!” Or whatever.
>Thank you for the smiles.