I'm Lindsay Ferrier, a Nashville writer with a passion for family travel, exploring Tennessee, and raising kids without losing my mind in the process. This is where I share my discoveries, along with occasional deep thoughts, pop culture tangents and a sprinkling of snark. Want to get in touch? Use the CONTACT form at the top of the page.
April 16, 2009
>I haven’t written all that much lately about our dog, Dipper.
I mean, I’ve admitted that we don’t really get along. And I’ve also told you all about his penchant for attempting to “get busy” with pre-adolescent girls.
But lately, there hasn’t been all that much to write about where Dipper’s concerned. Once my stepdaughters’ friends turned 13 or so, he gave up his attempts to be a Doggie Don Juan, and has behaved himself for so long now that I figured Punky and her friends were safe. She’s had several friends over to play out in the backyard and he’s all but ignored them.
And then Punky’s friend Maria came over.
Maria is a dog lover, and she wanted to pet Dipper and play with Dipper and give him lots of kisses. As she made a fuss over him, his tail began wagging in that old familiar way.
“Uh, Maria,” I croaked. “Watch out, okay? Dipper might need some time to himself.”
“Oh, don’t worry about me,” she said in that knowledgeable five-year-old way. “I love doggies.”
Dipper’s tail wagged faster.
“I’m serious, Maria,” I said. “Let’s leave Dipper alone for a moment.”
“Who’s a wittle puppy-wuppy?” she said, ignoring me. “Who’s my wittle puppy wuppy wuppy?”
At that moment, it happened. Dipper jumped up on Maria and prepared to assume the position. Luckily, I was ready.
“Get down, Dipper,” I said firmly, leaping into action and pulling him off before he could engage in anything that would emotionally scar the girl for life. Oblivious, Maria laughed.
“It’s okay if he jumps on me,” she said. “I don’t mind.”
“You know, I think your mommy might mind a lot!” I muttered as I dragged Dipper off toward the garage.
Clearly, the next few years are going to be interesting.
For all my complaining, though, I have to admit that Dipper’s not all bad. In fact, he’s helped keep my marriage and my sanity intact in one crucial way. You can find out how in this week’s newspaper edition of Suburban Turmoil.
And you know how I visit the blogs of those of you who take the time to leave a comment over there? I’m still doing it. But yesterday, the website changed formats and… well… all the comments disappeared. I know. I was pretty upset about it.
So while I apologize from the bottom of my heart, if I haven’t gotten to your blog yet, will you please let me know so that I can find you? You can either e-mail me or leave a new comment on my latest post today. We’ll just make a fresh start of it.
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>Yeah. My rescue Yorkie pees in my laundry room and *gags* eats his own poop. Dogs, ya gotta love them.
>Yeah. My rescue Yorkie pees in my laundry room and *gags* eats his own poop. Dogs, ya gotta love them.
>Will Dipper be put up on Thursday or do I need to worry about Maddie experiencing something she’s not quite ready for?? I can bring him a stuffed animal or something, if that will help! HAHA!
>This is why I have a cat. ;)And, for some reason I can’t check out the newspaper edition. I’m not sure if it’s the link, or my computer. Will try again later.
>Is he fixed? I know one dog we had was a humper, and that’s because we didn’t get him fixed young enough. We got another dog, and had him done as soon as we could, and have never had a problem with him. Just be careful if you have your husband’s boss over and he goes after him or his wife LOL, that was the deciding factor to get the one fixed!
>SORRY for the double comment– I have no idea why it did that. God must have decided that you just can’t hear something like “my dog eats his own poop” too many times in one day!
>LOL…I have a pet rock, and Seymour has never tried to mount anyone 😉 Nor is he ever a problem in the house-breaking dept.Granted, he might get so constipated that he’ll explode one day, but eh…then it’s just dust.I hope.
>I have a dog and 2 cats. Our dog, who is FEMALE…has her way with my husband all the time. I don’t get it. I didn’t know female dogs did that….who knew? LOLI found your blog through Angie’s blog. Great read! Thanks for the entertainment.Anne
>O.K. tell me again why people have animals…peeing in the laundry room, eating poop, humping legs? As a confessed nonlover of animals big and small. I. just. don’t. get. it.
>Spring break here so yes, I hear you. Especially on the dog front.Cheers
>Eww.. gagging on poop- sounds like something my dog does almost dily :). There is a great book titled, “Wagging Tales” by Tim Link that I have found to be quite interesting. I wanted to figure out why my dog acted like such a dork at times, and so lovey and wonderful at others the whole thought of getting to know my dog better really intrigued me. I read the book and feel as though I have a better of idea of my dogs feelings.
>The minute I saw our 10-year-old son jump off the deck, whooping and hollering like only a 10-year-old boy can do, I knew it wasn’t going to be good. Sure enough, 1 minute later he came back, crying, holding his bleeding arm. Our 120 lb. Great Dane puppy got caught up in the frenzy and jumped up on Jimmie causing a world of hurt. “I can’t wait until Holy Moly knows how big she is,” he wailed. I don’t know, I love my son like nothing else, but it really wasn’t the dog’s fault.
>our golden retriever does that too, its so annoying, I don't get it, he's fixed?! I can't let my 3 year old lay on the ground near the dog bc it always happens, and I'm sorry, but I get pissed>:-I We're actually trying to find a new home for this dog, not bc of that, but bc he destroy's the house ….
>Oh I forgot to add, we had a female cat that would hump EVERYTHING, her favorite item was actually the fridge believe it or not, before we had her spayed …. animals are so weird
>Too funny! Oddly, my female dog suffers from this same affliction. She apparently wasn’t he brightest runt in the litter.Kat
>Oh dear GOD! My husband and I were at a cookout when a beagle mounted a 11 or so year old girl. Her family laughed and took pics while we freaked out. LOL! Good luck!
>Oh my. That is just TOO funny!