>Last night, it was OSCAR TIME. And you know what that means.
Yes, friends, it’s time once again for my annual wrap-up of the highs and lows of Oscar Fashion, 2011….

What
is Michelle Williams hiding?
Pretty much everything in this dress.

Battenberg. It’s not just for duvets anymore.

Hey Florence Welch, your mom called. She wants her prom dress back.

I get the impression that Erin Andrews would look good in a paper sack. But this silver dress was nice, too.

Designer Valentino only uses Real Italian Leatherface.

Maria Menounos wanted America to know that the Bumpit is still alive and well.

Oscar dress or bath towel? You decide….

Jennifer Hudson announced tonight that she’ll be starring in a remake of The Incredible Shrinking Woman.

It all would have been so perfect if only she’d kept her big mouth shut…

Let’s just pray Scarlett Johansson keeps rocking dirty, messy hair and ugly dresses– That way, the rest of us women might have a fighting chance!

Hit me with your best shot.

Bride of FrankenStone

Celine Dion looked stunning. But wait.
IS THAT THE HEART OF THE OCEAN NECKLACE?!!!

It’s called a hair dryer. Look into it.

And the winner of my Best Dressed Award goes to… PUNKY! She’s wearing vintage Disney, carrying a Vera Bradley bag, and despite her busy schedule, after I explained Oscar night to her she ran upstairs and somehow managed to pull this fabulous look together all by herself.
MAGNFICENT.
What did you think of last night’s Oscar fashions?
All images from Yahoo. Except for that last one.