Is That Loud Sneeze REALLY Necessary?!

  1. Pig for a husband says:

    My rude husband does to ear bursting vocal loud sneezes AND fake yawns. Drives me nuts, almost gives me a heart attack, and I feel like literally putting a bullet in his every time. It doesn’t help he also makes me sick in just about every single way.

    • Diamond says:

      I can probably legitimately claim the loudest sneeze ever. I’ve been nearly expelled from school because of it when younger.

      It hurts, It hurts so damn much to suddenly have to violently expunge an extreme amount of air and other particles with little to no warning from a passage that really isn’t designed for something so forceful.

      I try to hold it in? I’m at risk of fully paralysing myself from the cervical compression.
      Along with the feeling of all the nerves in my limbs suddenly burning in pain.

      I wish I could just have a normal boring sneeze, but no I have to suffer from a near death experience every single time.

    • F. U. says:

      Sorry, but F you delicate little witches. I’m a female and live alone. I sneeze incredibly loud around people and when alone. When I’m in public I wish I could do that fake little kitten sneeze to pretend I’m so cute and delicate, but I can’t. Why the f$*# would I want to sneeze loudly? What would that benefit me? Sexist and dumb is what you are.

    • etm567 says:

      You do not need to use your voice when you sneeze. Most people do not. My husband does. It is like he suddenly yells at the top of his voice! When I sneeze, it is just the sound of air coming out, with no vocal involvement at all.

      Loud sneezers all use their voices when they sneeze, and it is entirely unnecessary. They don’t need to moderate their sneezes at all, they just need to stop yelling when they sneeze! Check it out yourself! Sneeze the way you sneeze, and then sneeze the way they sneeze. They are using their voices, and they do not need to do that to sneeze. It is just a very bad habit.

  2. dsgs2 says:

    This is my world! My husband sneezes SO loudly! PTSD is correct. I have thought he might be “going with the gusto” for some awhile, but not sure. He sneezes at least twice a day, in groups of 9. I usually just bite my tongue and move on. The secret to a 40 year marriage 🙂

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