Hi! I'm Lindsay Ferrier. You might remember me from a blog called Suburban Turmoil. Well, a lot has changed since I started that blog in 2005. My kids grew up, I got a divorce, and I finally left the suburbs for the heart of Nashville, where I feel like I truly belong. I have no idea what the future will hold and you know what? I'm okay with that. Thrilled, actually. It was time for something totally different.
August 11, 2015
You say ‘back to school’…
I say GAME ON!
We moms have spent a lazy summer Facebooking inspirational quotes, shuttling our kids back and forth from day camps, and Instagramming daily photos of our knees at the subdivision pool.
Now that we’ve caught up on sleep and season three of Orange is the New Black, we’re ready to head back into the ring of competitive motherhood, otherwise known as SCHOOL.
Yes, moms! It is time now to handcraft those teachers’ gifts! Festoon your homes with thoughtful back-to-school decor! Marinate and deglaze some organic, gluten-free classroom snacks! Order those monogrammed and hand-embroidered back-to-school clothes! Create highly pinnable homework nooks in your kitchens!
Get a jump-start on winning the school year now and the other mothers will never be able to catch up. YOU KNOW THIS. Now act!
Need a little help getting started? That’s what PINTEREST is for! Here are 20 back-to-school ideas that will basically guarantee your election as PTO president. Or, at the very least, Box Tops Chairman.
Source: Yesterday on Tuesday
Have your kid’s teacher fill out this questionnaire on the first day of school! It’s not like she has anything else to do… LOLOLOL!
Source: Differentiated Kindergarten
Let the magical First Day of School Fairy bring school supplies to your children! Because the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, the Elf on the Shelf, the Easter Bunny, the Switch Witch, and the Birthday Elf AREN’T ENOUGH.
Source: Fabulessly Frugal
Make elaborate creative breakfasts at 6am each and every morning! Because all the other moms are doing it! Right? Right?
Source: Simple as That
Use this handy dandy checklist to make sure you get every single photo you can possibly take on the first day of school! Remember how you cried for hours last year after forgetting to take a photo of your kid’s pencil box? That DEFINITELY won’t happen now that you have this checklist!
Source: She’s Kinda Crafty
Hand out DIY gifts to all of your child’s classmates! This goes over ESPECIALLY well with ninth graders!
Source: Bloom Designs Online
Make sure that every single item in your child’s lunch is personalized and color-coordinated!
Source: Etsy
Buy your kid lots of handmade, personalized back-to-school outfits off of Etsy! Bonus points if your kid is a teenager. Extra lives if his name is Sebastian.
Source: Etsy
And this outfit? This outfit will earn you a full LEVEL UP.
Source: A Pumpkin and a Princess
Stay up until 2am turning your kid’s supplies into a School Supply Cake! Cry when the teacher dismantles it immediately after you’ve carried it into your son’s classroom singing “Happy Back-To-School to you!”
Source: Boxtera
Always, always, ALWAYS write a message on your kid’s banana. If you don’t, how will she know that you love her?
Source: Inspiration for Moms
Make this super-creative picture frame for your kid’s new teacher! See if any of the kids manage to follow its instructions during the school year! Tee hee!
Source: Etsy
Be twee and ironic by sending your child to school with a vintage abacus instead of a calculator!
Source: HairdoHow2
Wake up your daughter an hour early every morning and give her a hairdo the other girls will never forget!
Source: Merry B Events
Decorate your home with your child’s school supplies! When she tells you she needs them for class, just say she’ll have to wait until you pull out the Halloween decorations in October!
Source: One Charming Party
Hand out erasers to your kid’s classmates that are wrapped up like candy! If you’re lucky, they’ll try to eat them! What a riot!
Source: It’s Written On the Wall
Stuff socks, hotel shampoos, and whatever else you can find into a soda bottle and give it to your kid’s teacher as a back-to-school gift! Wondering how she’ll get it all out? Well, that’s not really your problem now, is it?
Source: Etsy
Make sure all of your child’s school supplies are monogrammed! And I do mean ALL!
Source: One Charming Party
Make a fake cake out of pencils and rubber bands! This is absolutely not an appalling waste of your time!
Source: Bakingdom
Or? Make a REAL pencil cake! Because EVERYBODY CRAVES A DELICIOUS PENCIL CAKE!
Source: Pinterest
Stock up on back-to-school knives! You never know when you might need them!
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Hilarious! I feel sorry for the teachers who receive those lame gifts. Or the “school supply cake”.
My kind of back to school sale….
I love it!!
::whispers:: I kind of like the ruler wreath, though I’d use shorter, 6″ rulers. And I don’t even have any kids.
A friend actually did that star style on her two year old for the 4th of July. (she has the perfect two year old, who is willing to sit still for those sorts of things). It does look pretty cute. But not worth getting up early for…
You take that ruler wreath and MAKE IT WORK. I have total faith in you! 🙂 And send me a picture if you make it.
Ha! If I was a teacher, I’d pay someone to make one for my classroom door (because no way would I have time to do it myself)! I’d put the kids’ names on the rulers…hmmm…maybe I’ll do that for my youngest son’s teacher next year…(he’s the only one not switching classes next year)..if I remember…
I love this! None of the share buttons are working for me?!
Sorry about that- I just tried and they’re working for me, but occasionally I do have an issue with Twitter or Facebook accepting it- In that case, I just cut and paste the link manually. Hope that helps. 🙂
Why didn’t I think of that?! Ha! They all worked now and I shared everywhere I could;0)
That back to school photo checklist was legit horrifying! Sweet mercy, who has time for that?
Oh honey, she has lists for every gosh darned day ever! You’re not really living unless you complete those checklists!
I just love the last one on here! Lol! It’s still fitting in a way I guess though. After all, don’t all parents start having steak for lunch celebrating the children being at school any more?!
OK, I’m with you, but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I’m a wee bit smitten with that sponge-as-an-ice pack idea. Only not with the gross one by my sink, of course. 😉
If you do it, PLEASE one-up and cut it into a star or heart. BOOM.
I clicked through on the list of photos. Wow…just…wow. Her life and mine are so vastly different. That’s not a bad thing! I’m just a little stunned.
I clicked through on the list of photos. Wow…just…wow. Her life and mine are so vastly different. That’s not a bad thing! I’m just a little stunned.
The star hairstyle would be great for an after-school meeting of the local coven.
The star hairstyle would be great for an after-school meeting of the local coven.