>How to Spoil the Mood
>Act I, scene i
Setting: Your bed. Neither you nor your husband are sleeping. Therefore only one thing can be going on.
You: I just thought of a good porno title.
Him: ….What?
You: Hard Times.
You: Starring Charles Dickens.
Him: (laughing, despite himself) Oookay.
More non-sleeping activities occur.
You: A Tale of Two Titties.
You: Starring Charles Dickens.
Him: (laughing uncontrollably) What the fuck?!
The curtain drops
>I love that I’m not the only one who cracks herself up with her own bad puns. Good one(s)!
>LOL…and the festivities continue during these wise cracks?
>If the festivities do continue, then you got a good thing goin’ there girl! 😉
>Is it too late to join the Perfect Post Award? Red rover, red rover, let Sweetie right over….
>Sweetie, e-mail me at lucindathemom@Yahoo.com and I’ll add you to the mailing list for next month.
>Oh Lucinda….ROFL!!!!
>Oooh you naughty funny thing you!I still believe that Big Wave and I will make our millions in porn. I will take great pleasure in showing up at the AYSO games in my fuck off Lexus and people will ask what Big Wave did to finally make it big time…I will let the window roll down and say…”Porn…” proudlyWe may need to borrow those titles…
>LOL. You are hilarious.
>Ha! I’ll never look at a Dickens novel the same way again.
>We love the husband and wife naughtiness banter. It means ya still got it goin’ on. Twist THAT, Oliver!
>You are a hoot.
>Hee hee. And you could enjoy A warm Dickens Cider while watching the new pornos…
>I love that you can be literary AND dirty, all at once.Good work, Lucinda.
>Hee hee! Speaking of ‘porn titles’, when I was about 12 a friend of mine said her brother got a dirty movie out and we should watch it. It was called ‘Young Man with a Horn’. Oooh, yeah – sounds good. Turns out it was about a young man with a gift for music who falls in love with the trumpet. Hmmm, not what we had in mind.A cautionary tale.
>*More non-sleeping activities occur.* Like what, Lucinda? LOL ;P I wish you lived in my city so we could get a drink together.
>**snort** You said “Dick”.
>LOL!
>Dickens was paid by the word… perhaps in porn you are paid by the ****?
>I can’t stop laughing! Love it.
>Good that you didn’t say starring Stuart Little!!! Now THAT would really put a damper on things.
>Your bedroom activities are so much more stimulating than mine. The most wordplay I see is when my husband calls me a lardass and pokes me in the ribs. Har Har. Let me tell you, I can get pretty creative with my adjectives sometimes!
>Kinky…
>I just peed myself a little.lol
>Aren’t you a witty one? My question is this, why where you thinking about Dickens in the middle of *ahem* you know, non sleeping activities??? Were you thinking of him the WHOLE time? Do you think about him a LOT? HMMM….
>They think they are SO FUNNY!!!