>Revenge
>”So, you’re going to work out today.” I noticed Hubs packing his gym bag as he got ready to leave for work.
“Yep,” he answered. “I really need to go to the gym.”
“Yeah. You really do. Because you gain weight like a woman.”
He laughed. “What do you mean by that? Where do I gain weight?”
“In your arms and your hips. And especially. Especially in your butt.”
“And the backs of my legs?”
“Yeah. There too. You have cellulite. You need to work on that cellulite.”
“Okay, well I’ll see you tonight.”
“Yeah. Do something about that cellulite.”
>He had that coming, didn’t he?
>LOL…yep. He was asking for it. Smart, smart woman you. 🙂
>Sweet 🙂
>Well then, where’s his shattered self esteem? Seems like he took that pretty well to me.
>He had no choice but to take it well. I think the comments from the Belly Up post really got to him! He’s mentioned it several times. (insert evil laughter here)
>Hehehehehe….you evil wench! Perfect comeback.
>That’ll teach him! 🙂
>Tell him you want to see a six pack on his stomach, not a pony keg.
>Job well done.
>Perfect, my dear – just perfect!!! (insert evil laugh here) Oh crap – this is funny. I was just about to hit publish and I glanced over and read your comment with the evil laugh part in it. Wow….that’s weird!
>I missed the bely up post. I’ll have to go find it.
>something about the whole gym-hubs thing from the beginning had me always humming the “cellblock tango” from Chicago. well, pay back is a bitch.back to the thesis editing…
>Revenge is sweeet.
>Bwaaaahaaaahaa.Good for you!
>Something tells me he won’t hear the end of that for a looooong time. Good work, sistah!
>Nice. I wish I could say that to my hubs. Alas, he has not an ounce of fat on him.The bastard.
>I wonder if he got into his car and burst into tears after that conversation…. 😉
>Nicely played. Nicely played.lol. I love it.
>You go girl!
>Belly Up??? I’ll have to read that one…I think this conversation is funny even without knowing the “back story”, you know? (lol)
>Sock it to him sistah! My husband also makes “harmless” comments regarding my weight. I really don’t think he is trying to make me sad or angry, I honestly just think he is stupid.
>”Do something about that cellulite” is funny.As long as NO ONE says it to me.And? If he doesn’t like the comments, he can GET HIS OWN BLOG. Now THAT would be fun . . .
>Oh, good one Lucinda! I suspect you’ll be eating from the dish of revenge for a looooong time!
>You guys sound like me and my husband. we’re up to squeezing each other’s handles and saying…we need to work out!
>Well done, my young apprentice.Although he seemed clueless about the insults being thrown at him. I know you said he has no choice, but are you are sure he was getting it? Cos I know it’d go right over my husband’s head.
>Good one, Lucinda, regardless of whether or not he got what you were saying!
>Next time you can tell him that he has man boobs. 🙂
>Oh he got it, all right. There has been much discussion around here regarding the Belly Up post…
>Evil Lucinda, Evil.