>Lucinda’s Advice Column
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Da fly potty train- Livingston, NJ
Well, this is clearly why potty training wasn’t working at my house. I didn’t know about Da Fly Potty Train! Make potty training seem “down” with the “kidz” and they will go pee pee. Come on, my li’l peeps. Join da fly potty train!
If the whole world farted-Virginia Beach, VA
Well, I can tell you stock in gas masks would skyrocket.
One of those slutty Wiggles dancers-Pittsburgh, PA
Jiggling their fruit salad everywhere, shaking their “sillies” out… I’m so glad someone else has noticed those slutty Wiggles dancers. They are a menace to kidkind. Give me the Electric Company dancers any day.
Cult of Dooce- Indianapolis, IN
How not to become someones bitch- Carpentersville, IL
DON’T DROP THE SOAP.
How does hamsters flatten out- Portland, OR
Why don’t I have nipples?- Mechanicsburg, PA
I don’t know, but would you mind sending me a picture? ‘Cause this I gotta see.
Find my mojo- Boston, MA
Hmm. Did you check your sock drawer? That’s where I found mine the last time I lost it.
You so badly crack me up I am rolling on the floor- Temecula, CA
I don’t have any advice to offer, just wanted to say I’m the number one answer to this search!
>Oh Linds, I NEVER get tired of this column….snort!
>I am so sad to say that this search”Plumbers butt movies- Canton, GA”is from someone in the town where I grew up. I’m only 30 minutes from there now. I am so ashamed!
>Are you sure you didn’t mix some of those up? ‘Cuz I really think the plumber butt one might have come from Mechanicsburg, PA… God, I love googlers.
>This was way to funny girl! “I’m 13 and I use my mom’s vibrator- Australia”Margie & Steve don’t happen to have a vacation home in Australia?Tee-hee!
>I am pretty sure the vibrator search was for porn. Even if it wasn’t, Eeeewwwww.
>HAHAHAHA! Your post had me laughing so hard, I was in tears! HA HA HA! Do people really google this stuff?! Man–they need to get hobbies—but then maybe THAT IS their hobbie! MAH HAHAHAHA!Take care and thanks for the belly laugh!
>I love these! What is wrong with people????
>Absolutely fabulous advice.
>Thank you! I, too, laughed until I cried.PS What does Dooce tell us to wear this morning?
>I’m pretty sure your #1 search result is one of those entries that was easier to write when you were still anonymous – but it’s HILARIOUS! Thanks for keeping things real.
>HOORAY!Better than caffeine to get me going in the AM!
>Always amusing.How come I’m only the number one search result for variations of “big fat ugly mole?”
>HA HA! Greatness! I’ve gotten a few doozies recently too. SCARY people in this world!
>God, these just never get old.
>haaaaaaaaa!!!!! “you know it has been a bad first date!”haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
>Hilarious. Searches like this prove why librarians are useful. 🙂 The weirdest one I can think of from my blog was “my sister-in-law’s vagina.” Oh. no.
>Ok … I checked and you did come up #1 on that crack me up search.
>excellent advice each and every one! Love it.