Sport Clips: The Hooters of Hair

  1. Reason says:

    Totally on point! You are really smart.

    • Arun says:

      Too bad suburbanturmoil. I feel you can take away the suburban part. SportClips recently opened in our neighborhood and I found this article in my google search to see if sports clips offered any service for women (was planning to take my wife, if they did). Instead of blasting out at the the previous commenter have you considered that he would have had similar intentions? Your husband and your life is in your hands, not in the hands of any service personnel at SportClips (or any other place) who spends less than 15-30 minutes. Sincerely feel that will give your husband a breather than “forbid”ing from so senseless stuff. Good luck!

    • Isaac Melton19 says:

      Maybe he was just looking up “Sports Clips” in order to find one near his area. Don’t just jump to conclusions. That’s a real problem out in the world these days.

  2. Guest says:

    This blog is amazing.  Your husband is lucky to have such an awesome wife.

  3. kismo34 says:

    Wow you are so smart and totally know what you are talking about. You are just awesome.

  4. Jordan says:

    This was freaking hilarious.

  5. hunsa says:

    You sound like a person who is completely hilarious and fun to be around.

  6. Bg says:

    I laughed hard.

  7. Sportclips stylist says:

    I have worked for Sport Clips for 6 1/2 years and this is hilarious!

  8. hfidhhioahfioe says:

    you can go anywhere and get your hair cut by a female…but i ask why go to a hair salon with a shower… that’s shady shit.. and you guys ever heard of trusting your husband but NOT OTHER WOMEN!!! WOMEN can be pretty slutty for money and having a “shower” room in your facility is just asking for problems y put people threw temptation like that.

    • Damion says:

      SportClips does not have showers. Those signs are false advertising.

    • Slutty Stylist says:

      You’re all right. I’m one of those slutty women who cut your husband’s. We are everywhere and you can’t stop us. He will lie to you and say he is going to work. He will tell you he stopped at the barber by his work. You better put a tracker on his phone because “they’re r***ng everyone out here.”

  9. devil pup says:

    shit if i had i an amazing wife like you id feel lucky.

  10. stephani altic says:

    Lol!! And btw there are no “showers” that’s just where the shampoo bowls are. FALSE ADVERTISING BY SPORT CLIPS.

  11. NoOne says:

    It’s a place to get hair cuts. So it has some good looking women, so it has sports. But in the end it isn’t really like hooters. At most a guy is there for maybe 20 min, most of the time the stylist stands behind them blocking any view in the mirror. They wear full clothing, although tight and form fitting still covers most of them up. Not that I notice their tight and form fitting clothes, or the fact that they employ some good looking women, in case my wife is reading this.

    • Abs says:

      OMG I’ve worked for SC for 10+ years and this may have made my whole year! Absolutely hilarious!!! I’m gonna show all my slutty coworkers right now!! Bahahahaha

  12. Angel says:

    You sound like an extremely insecure woman. As a happily married hairstylist of 22 years I can say that beauty is our business. I worked/managed for Sport Clips for a number of years and can tell you that the uniform is a sports themed shirt, sweat pants with tennis shoes! There’s nothing sexy about that! As far as hair and makeup, is that a joke? Stylist do not and should not go to work looking like they just rolled out of bed! Sport Clips prides it’s brand on being very conservative, unlike Hooters! As far as your comment about “peckers” well love, that would be a strip club, which I’m betting your husband would love for you to attend. If nothing else it might loosen you up a bit. Stylist who work in an all male salon are not there to pick up your man or wreck your, I’m guessing, unhappy, home. It’s simply a choice made to fall away from doing women’s hair because it’s highly overrated. It’s time consuming and women rarely reward great work with a decent tip. Gonna make sure you have enough left over to get new shoes I guess. A word of advice, spend less time blogging about your personal/marital problems and insecurities and look for a good counselor!

  13. brittney says:

    Y’all know this post was satire, right?

  14. Whatever says:

    i have worked for Sportclips for 5 years now, never once have i ever been so offended by some stupid article from some jealous wife.

    Guys come to Sportclips to be in the EXCITING sports environment and are able to sit in our chair and get their hair cut by someone who is not going to yak their ear off, they come because its relaxing and fun, especially the team i work with. we are ALWAYS laughing and smiling and in an awesome mood! we even have single moms bring their children in ( girls and boys) because they love the environment.

    Guys coming to get an awesome haircut and a relaxing shampoo for the 20 minutes is A LOT LESS “SKEPTICAL” then you or any other jealous wife going to a spa and getting a full body massage by some buffed up handsome gentlemen.

    not too mention out uniforms are simple t-shirts that cover everything from waist up. and we wear black pants with tennis shoes. and YES OF COURSE WE DO OUR HAIR AND MAKE UP WHEN GOING TO WORK, WHO DOESNT?????????

    when you are at starbucks getting your coffee and see one of us sportclips girls getting a coffee before we stand on our feet for the 6-12 hour shift we are about to work and we tell your husband or son or even you because you have five sons or whatever, to “come in and see me sometime”, its called MARKETING! thats also part of our job! to grow our store!

    Also when we say that ” GUYS WIN”, they win an Championship Haircut experience in and exciting sports environment! they get 20 minutes to themselves to relax, breathe, time to themselves. just like you when you are getting your nails done, your hair done, or getting your FULL BODY massage or your facial or your eyebrows done or your bikini wax.

    and the captions you have underneath these pictures are just out of this world.




    half of the ladies that work for sportclips are married with children probably the same age as your children.

    half the gentlemen that come to us, talk about their wife and children for the 20 minutes they are in our chair.

    and showers? its a SPORTS ENVIRONMENT! you have actual showers at the spa you go to or the gym you go to. COME ON!

    i think you need to stop judging us “Hooters of Hair” and come in one time and see that we are actually genuine young ladies that are just trying to make a living for ourselves and families.

  15. suburbanturmoil says:

    MMMkay. Hello. I feel the need to step in and mention the following.

    1. This post is ancient, and no one reads it anymore except for Sport Clips hairdressers who pass it around and get offended. Oh, and married men who find this post by doing searches for “hot girls at Sport Clips” and then leave comments saying they ONLY go to Sport Clips for a good haircut and HOW DARE I insinuate they want to ogle the hairdressers.


    2. This post was OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE FUNNY. I don’t care who goes to Sport Clips and who doesn’t. I just think the whole idea of the place is hilarious. There’s no need to get breathless and offended, y’all. My husband is welcome to go to Sport Clips any time he wants, although I would probably tease him about it. Because… HILARIOUS.

    3. Seriously? Life’s too short to get worked up over a blog post some D-list mommy blogger wrote in 2010. Go outside and pick flowers. Read some Jane Austen. ENJOY YOUR LIFE. If you’re even bothering to read this post, well, that’s 5 minutes of your life you won’t get back. And there are no refunds.

    • Wendy Graves says:

      Admittedly yes it is old, so if your opinion has changed then change the post. You need to be upfront that this was intended to be ‘funny’. I’m educated and usually have a killer sense of humor but I didn’t see anything in your post that says “I’m joking” Yes I get worked up, I apologize, but at the same time I took it as a personal insult to my sis. So here it is a full apology for my crazed bitch rant earlier. I’m very sorry, I took out the anger of several bad things that have happened to me recently and fueled them into a angry comment. You didn’t deserve everything I said or for me to make instantaneous judgement on you based on a two year old post. I admit I messed up. Just understand that I was so angry originally I didn’t check the date on the post or the rest of the comments.

    • Nicole says:

      🤣 I love this so much. This right here is amazing . I love you already . You’re right. I don’t even know how I found this post anyway . I never have even heard of you. 🙌🏼🍻

    • Alan says:

      The post is even more ancient now, but it was the second result on google when I looked up “Why is Sport Clips neck and shoulder massage not done in WA?” I don’t even live near WA, but I saw a note on their website that it wasn’t available in WA or OR and was curious as to why. So your claim as to how people discover the post is not entirely accurate

      • Gordon says:

        ALAN! You must be my spirit animal, because 1 month later I am here for the exact same reason.

        This post is hilarious.

    • Mike says:

      Wow! I’ve been going to Sports Clips for over a decade and I am happily married. My wife actually popped in a couple of times to see what kind of service I was really receiving. And she was pleasantly surprised to see how laid back and professional the stylists and atmosphere really was. After her personal experience there she constantly recommends that I go there, even though we moved to a rural area and it’s like an hour and a half drive now. The stylists there are very friendly but not just to male clients. I’ve seen women go there and even moms bringing their sons in from ages of 5 to 18 years old. They act like their clients are super special to them because it is their corporate policy that their employees treat the customer as if they are personal friends, because that makes a customer hate to go anywhere else. Just good business sense, because it’s all about the Benjamin’s! If a woman is afraid of her man being treated like he’s special, then you already have failed in your relationship. Just saying…

  16. Twodumb Blondes says:

    If they start serving wings I’m in.

  17. wifewithstandards says:

    I couldn’t agree with you more! Well said! In no way shape or form, would I want another woman massaging my husbands head! That’s my job! Amen sister!

  18. kate says:

    If you have a problem with another women massaging your husband with an electric massager, he can opt out and not pay for that service. If you think a sports themed men’s salon is the hooter’s of hair cuts maybe you insecure,crazy ladies should google Knockouts.

  19. Rebecca F says:

    My daughter has worked a Sports Clips in the Kansas City area for years. She has many repeat clients and yes, Sports Clips caters to the male species . You can cut their hair quicker and generally men can be better tippers/nicer than females . She is on her feet hours and hours then goes home to take care of her two little boys . She doesn’t flirt with the men, she listens to alot of the men complain about their wives and girlfriends …. After reading your blog , I believe you have some self esteem issues and are coming from a very judgementmental place. I am so glad you are perfect and have the time to put down so many wonderful girls who so very hard for little wages. You have basically called my own daughter a whore , her co workers and managers and the owner a pimp. Can you say ” get a life”, “find a hobby”, and please seek counseling.

  20. Sportclips stylist says:

    We can’t help that we were born attractive women that cut great hair, sorry!

    You are one funny woman! My Sport Clips friends and I couldn’t stop laughing after we read this post!

    That is all, have a wonderful day.

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  22. Doug Helton says:

    I recently had my first Sport Clips experience. I live in MD. I am not a sports fan, it was just convenient. My wife was with me. The first thing I noticed was there were a lot of very attractive stylists. All wearing yoga pants. The second thing was that they tried to sell me on a VIP something package. Being my first time I got the royal treatment. The hair wash was a little sensual, but that could just be the girl had a soft touch and didn’t yank my head around like some other places do. The hot towel was nice. I could have dozzed off. The cut was pretty good, nothing spectacular. The shoulder massage was odd and really didn’t do anything for me and really only lasted a maybe two minutes. All in all I can see why it makes wives uncomfortable. But it wasn’t as bad a going to Hooters. If I had one complaint it would be that I just wanted a wash and cut. I felt pressured into upgrading.

  23. Calator says:

    Suburban Turmoil –
    Wonderful blog! I found it while searching on Yahoo News.
    Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News?
    I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to get there!

    • Nicole says:

      Hahaha this is a joke right??? You’ve gotta be kidding me right? Are you really worried about sport clips? Please tell me you have more self confidence than that. I’m a former hairdresser. Most women stylists at any given salon are attractive. Plain and simple. And the talented ones aren’t working at a sport clips or trying to steal anyone’s frumpy man 🤣

      • 1290 says:

        You are crazy and insecure… it’s a hair cut. You’re over analyzing stylists lives. You’re over analyzing photos. This article was comical. Maybe smoke something

    • SexyWife says:

      Thank you for this! People need to know. My husband tried it one time and said never again, and I don’t blame him. It made him very uncomfortable! So thank you for bringing attn to this problem. It is not a place for Christians.

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