>I’m Number One!

  1. >Congratulations!!! I’m so jealous! Isn’t it hilarious how some people find your blog?

  2. Gertie says:

    >I got a different site as number one… suburban bliss or something? Is that you too?

  3. George says:

    >I go the surburban bliss one as well. Sorry Lindsay.

  4. >Weird. I checked and I’m still number one… What on earth?Is Melissa trying to battle me or something? Because I am definitely the number one naked suburban mom!

  5. >Oh, I bet your result was cached. My ascension is a relatively new thing, I think.

  6. gertie says:

    >I cleared my cache and everything, but still I get SB. Perhaps you need to get naked more?

  7. >Aw, shiyat. I’m so proud.

  8. ceeelcee says:

    >Dang, girl,Between this and your last Scene column, you’re just begging for creepy stalkers.Holler if you need the “blunk mafia” to man up and walk you to your car. We’ll rally the locals for you.Naah, you and hubby can handle it. Thanks for the chuckle.

  9. Kristin says:

    >& I for one, am quite jealous!!!

  10. Missi says:

    >ROTFL! WOW, an honor and a privilage to be in your presence! I bow to you!!!I was number one once on a searchqueen bees and wanna be’sDon’t think it has the same flair though.

  11. Jennifer says:

    >Congratulations! What about pregnant naked suburban moms?

  12. >sweet but where’s the pic?

  13. Mr. Fabulous says:

    >This is very exciting news! Albeit not totally unexpected…

  14. Titanium says:

    >That someone would actually search for that cracks me up! COngrats! 🙂

  15. Titanium says:

    >I just got here thru the link on a google search for your “code words.” You’re #1, Suburban Bliss is #2.

  16. surcie says:

    >Do you own a tiara? Because really, you should be wearing one.

  17. Anonymous says:

    >Ooh. A tiara! What a great idea. And wear it N.A.K.E.D. You could lead a parade…America’s #1 Naked Suburban Mom! You need to practice your wave…

  18. Mrs. Davis says:

    >Ummmm…..congratulations? That’s fun stuff.

  19. >You have hit the big time now, baby!And just think, in a few months, that hit can be “suburban mom pregnant naked.”Show THAT to your inlaws.

  20. Karl says:

    >Not surprsing. Every time I think of naked suburban moms, you’re the first person that pops into my head. Doesn’t that makes you feel special?

  21. mark says:

    >your number one all the way on yahoo search too….do you have any fries with that shake…lol….shake it like a polaroid picture…lol….

  22. Jenna says:

    >LOL. You wouldn’t believe the readers I get for “red hot sex” when I dyed my hair. Now that’s funny stuff.

  23. Lena says:

    >Of course I already knew this. Duh.

  24. >You are like the epitome of MILF or something. Lucky you!

  25. bunchkin says:

    >Congratulations! I bet your parents are so proud! LOL

  26. Mom101 says:

    >Now that’s something to be proud of! From what I can tell, I’m #1 on a msn search from Thailand of moms doing gross things to sons.

  27. yellojkt says:

    >Talk about false advertising. You need to live up to your fans demands.

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