>Ogle My Google II
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Help for husband who pees all over toilet-
I say toss a few Cheerios in there and challenge him to use them as targets. It worked for my friend’s toddler…
Wearing a bra while my wife sleeps beside me-
What. She’s not giving you enough support?
Best jeans for beer belly-
Definitely skintight lowriders. You can let it all hang out in the front and that plumber’s butt squeezing out the back will be fierce.
My baby ate poop-
Hope you got a picture of that for the scrapbook!
Too lazy to potty train-
Wait a second. Is this my search?
Iโm pregnant can I have a hamster-
Yes. But only if you eat all your vegetables.
Mom wonโt let me have a hamster what should I do-
Get pregnant. Maybe then, she’ll let you have one.
How to steal adult diapers-
Depends.
Dead hooker on pogo stick-
Now that’s a mental image I never thought I’d have.
*Bonus time! I finally updated my recipe blog with my absolute favorite macaroni and cheese recipe on earth. It’s delicious and surprisingly simple.
*Also! Go and visit Suburban Turmoil Reviews to find out about something fun to do with your toddler/preschooler and a cool contest that’s ending soon!
>Alas, I understand why I get the Google hits I do, even when they are for “bifurcated penis” and “gay man new york straight roommates”. At least I am only hit number 10 for that last one.
>I’ve gotten some really great searches lately, I need to do my list soon. But then everyone will say I am copying you and hate all over me.Screw it, they are funny ๐
>How about something fun to do with my teenager…besides drink? I’m way past the toddler stage.
>Dead Hooker on a Pogostick–sounds like a good poem title
>Bwahaha! I only get boring searches, like my daughter’s name or ‘pink cast’. Dunno why you would ever search on that last one.
>OHG!! I have tears running down my face. That is the funniest post I’ve read in awhile!!!!!!!! Way to go! ๐
>Lindsay! Tomorrow! We find out if we’re having a boy or girl! AAAAH!=)
>Dead hooker on a pogo stick? That’s as CSI as it gets.
>I once had someone access my blog using the search string “Christian Women Plucking Eyebrows Are They Wrong.” I thought THAT was bad until somehow the porn search sites started returning some strings that make even me blush.
>I keep getting ‘porn’ searches to my blog, but that’s because I wrote a blog on the “Girls Gone Wild” guy.Your search hits are WAAAAAAAAY cooler.
>I really would love to know HOW you find out the searches people made for you. If anyone wants to enlighten me, I promise to be your best friend forever. Thank you!!!!!!!
>I linked you to my newest blog posting. I really want to find out how to do this too!